Tuesday, 9 September 2014

Loda (new song by Mysha Kaur Mundi )

Launde gande hai gaane ladkiya di chut pe
Mai bhi gaungi gaana mundeya di lund pe

Tera loda loda changa tera loda
Shave kr le isse galti se kahi na ug jawe is pr phoda
Tera loda loda just like neem ka pakoda
Jungli kutto se ek din katwaungi tera loda

Sochte h munde ki ladki kuch nhi bolegi
Likh do gaane sirf sun kr rowegi
Lekin unko laundiya prove kriengi wrong
Jab ladke sunenge apne loda pr song

loda loda kya banta h tera loda
boy its just a loda
kissi din chaaku se kaatungi tera loda

Loda loda jungli baalon wala loda
ek din namak mirch daalkr fuck krwaungi ladke se tera loda

bada banta h apna sochta h mai hu desi kalakar
bhai hum bhi kudiya kabhi mante nhi haar
tune utaari thi hamari in 2008
boy hum bhi utaarienge ab teri it;s not very late

Loda loda jab katungi tera loda
tu bhi sochega ki kaha gaya tera loda


So boys kabhi itna bhi mat itraana
mardangi apne loda pr mat dikhana
ladkiya jab gussa jati h
lode pr bhi aafat aa jati h

loda loda keep it safe
baby boy girls r like wild beasts in a cage
u might be raping us, killing us, hitting us and all
but ek din teri halat aisi hogi ki tu khel tk nhi paegi bat and ball

note: this song is not written by me. it's just intended for fun and as an insult to those guys who think girls are weak !

Monday, 1 September 2014

Two headed baby

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7 unusual things to do when you're in the Philippines

Eat what? Walk where? The small and colourful archipelago in Southeast Asia offers quirky and fun adventures for the intrepid traveller.

While this small archipelago in Southeast Asia is relatively known for its ridiculous number of postcard-perfect beaches, the Philippines also has other things to offer beyond the picture of tropical paradise holiday (not that we’re complaining). In the past few years, the country has been on a clever campaign to show its more fun side—from going up and down the ‘stairs’ (head over to UNESCO World Heritage Site Rice Terraces of the Philippine Cordilleras) to staring contests (look into the eyes of a tarsier in Bohol).

When we tagged along with the Funbassadors, fourteen intrepid travellers from different parts of Asia, to go around the Philippines for a week, we discovered more of the country’s fun side as we tried exotic delicacies, get roped in for all sorts of dancing, and experience extreme, er, walking.

Related video: Watch the Yahoo Funbassadors look back on their crazy, fun Philippine adventure. What do you take back from your own holiday?


1. Eat a worm. A woodworm, known locally as tamilok, to be precise. A popular delicacy in the Philippine province of Palawan, it’s harvested in the mangroves. And while it looks like a worm (which makes the task of eating it not that appetizing), it’s actually a mollusk. So when you get to find it on the restaurant table in Puerto Princesa (head to Kinabuch’s), try to imagine it’s just like a clam. A long, fat, slimy clam. It’s typically served as ceviche, and locals and tourists down it with some alcohol. 

Watch the Funbassadors try tamilok in the 2:52 mark


2. Fire dance. Should you find yourself in one of the many beaches and resorts of the country, don’t be surprised if the form of entertainment you get to watch while you dig your toes under the sand is a bunch of surprisingly nimble folks swinging and twirling fire. You probably won’t get roped in to do an impromptu dance number but you might just get asked to do some poi dancing—a performance art of sorts which involves swinging weights… fire not included! Whew!

Watch Team Singapore do Poi Dancing in the 1:09 mark 

3. Dance on the streets. Did we mention there’s a lot of dancing? Filipinos are a welcoming bunch and if you find yourself in one of its many vibrant festivals, join in on the fun.

Cebu, the oldest city in the Philippines, celebrates one of the country’s biggest festivals every third Sunday of January. Sinulog features a grand street parade that lasts for 9 to 12 hours with the brightly-clad participants dancing and swaying to the beat of drums and gongs.

Watch Team Vietnam join in on the street dancing in the 00:55 mark

4. Learn the local language. When you’re travelling, it’s valuable to know a few key phrases of the local language where you’re headed. It makes for a smoother trip and better interaction with the locals. No lost in translation moments! In the Philippines though, most locals can speak or understand English, but who won’t appreciate a tourist saying ‘Kamusta ka?’ (How are you?) or ‘Salamat!’ (Thank you!).

Watch Team Indonesia learn a local dialect in the 2:52 mark 

5. Walk on the edge of a building. The Philippines has a number of peaks that show off some of the country’s great outdoors (from Mount Apo down south in Davao City to Mount Pulag up north). But if your holiday is in the city of Cebu and your itinerary can’t accommodate a trip anywhere near a mountain, maybe a walk on the edge of a building can satisfy your thirst for adrenaline.

In Cebu City, folks can walk on the outer rim of a building, more than 126 meters high above the ground at Sky Walk Extreme at the Crown Regency Hotel & Towers. If that’s not enough to make you break out in cold sweat, the Edge Coaster might just do it.

Watch the Funbassadors take on the Skywalk and Edge Coaster

6. Eat an underdeveloped duck embryo. A what? That’s balut. A local street food, which has received Fear Factor notoriety. Typically eaten with salt and vinegar, if you’re a brave foodie, first, peel the shell, sip the broth surrounding the embryo, and dig in! These ‘eggs with legs’ also has feathers and beak. Crunchy!

Find out who among the Funbassadors took a bite of balut!


7. Drink on the bus. Partying in the Philippine capital can go from cocktails at a rooftop bar to some serious clubbing action. You can spend your evenings at Bonifacio Global City, a rising CBD, where a number of popular bars and clubs are found—Skye Lounge for a city view and tapas, URBN for crowd-watching and dancing, and Hyve Manila for some fantastic DJ sets. But if you don’t want to put a stop to your partying in between bars, some party-goers hire a party bus to take them from one happening venue to the next. And since it’s a party bus, you get welcome shots as you get on. 

Check out the exciting nightlife of Manila here

Japan and India vow to boost defense ties during summit

By Kiyoshi Takenaka
TOKYO (Reuters) - Japan and India agreed on Monday to strengthen defense ties as Asia's second and third biggest economies keep a wary eye on a rising China, with India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi lashing out at the "expansionism" of some nations.
Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe and his Indian counterpart Narendra Modi also agreed to speed up talks on a so-far elusive deal on nuclear energy cooperation, welcoming what they called "significant progress" in the negotiations.
"From this day on, Prime Minister Modi and I will work hand-in-hand to dramatically strengthen relations in every field and elevate ties to a special, strategic global partnership," Abe told a joint media event after a summit with Modi.
They also agreed to accelerate talks on the possible sale of an amphibious aircraft to India's navy - likely to become Japan's first overseas military sale in nearly 50 years and a result of Abe's more muscular approach to defense in the face of an assertive China.
Modi, on his first major foreign visit since a landslide election win in May, arrived on Saturday for a five-day trip aimed at capitalizing on his personal affinity with Abe to bolster security and business ties.
"We intend to give a new thrust and direction to our defense cooperation, including collaboration in defense technology and equipment, given our shared interest in peace and stability and maritime security," Modi said.
In a sign of their warmth, the two leaders greeted each other with a bear hug when they met on Saturday in Japan's ancient capital of Kyoto for an informal dinner. Modi is one of three people that Abe follows on Twitter, while the Indian leader admires Abe's brand of nationalist politics.
"The 21st century belongs to Asia ... but how the 21st century will be depends on how strong and progressive India-Japan ties are," Modi told Japanese and Indian business executives earlier in the day.
Modi criticized the 18th-century expansionist ways of some countries that encroach upon the seas and territories of others, in a veiled reference to China, with which India shares a long disputed border.
Sino-Japanese ties have also been chilled by a row over disputed isles, feuds over the wartime past, and mutual mistrust over defense policies as China seeks a bigger regional role and Abe loosens the constraints of Japan's post-war pacificism.
Abe is keen to expand Japan’s network of security partnerships with countries such as India and Australia to cope with the challenge presented by China.
Modi, for his part, is embarking on an intense month of diplomacy in which he will receive Chinese President Xi Jinping before meeting U.S. President Barack Obama in Washington as he seeks to carve out a stronger role for India as a global player.
MARITIME DRILLS, NUCLEAR DEAL
Abe and Modi agreed to look into upgrading a 'two-plus-two' format for security talks by bringing together their foreign and defense ministers, and directed officials to launch working level talks on defense equipment and technology cooperation.
They also agreed to hold regular maritime exercises, and that Japan would continue to participate in U.S.-India drills.
The two leaders set a target to double Japan's direct investment in India within five years. Abe said Japan would aim to invest 3.5 trillion yen ($33.6 billion) in public and private investment and financing including foreign aid to India in five years for projects such as infrastructure and clean energy.
Modi is aiming to spur faster economic growth through infrastructure development and manufacturing to create work for the one million young people who enter the workforce every month.
In early steps, he has allowed foreign investors to own 100 percent of railway projects with an eye to drumming up interest in building India's answer to Japan's high-speed 'bullet' trains. He is also courting Japanese investment in an ambitious industrial "corridor" to run between Delhi and Mumbai.
Japan's Honda Motor Co Ltd, Suzuki Co Ltd, Sony Corp and Toyota Motor Corp are household names in India. Yet, India accounts for only 1.2 percent of Japan’s total outward foreign direct investment.
Hopes of striking a nuclear energy deal at the summit similar to an accord reached with the United States in 2008 had faded in the run-up to Modi's visit. Still, the leaders said there had been "significant progress" in negotiations.
Japan wants explicit guarantees from India, which has not signed the nuclear non-proliferation treaty, to limit atomic tests and allow closer inspection of its facilities to ensure that spent fuel is not used to make bombs.
Japanese firms also want clarity on nuclear disaster compensation, especially after the 2011 Fukushima catastrophe.
The two leaders also welcomed a substantial agreement on a commercial deal on the manufacture and supply of rare earth chlorides, a key element of defense industry components and hi-tech wares, by India to Japan.
(1 US dollar = 104.2600 Japanese yen)
(Additional reporting by iro Minier in Tokyo and Aditya Kalra and Malini Menon in New Delhi; Writing by Linda Sieg; Editing by Jeremy Laurence)

Katherine Heigl, Duane Reade end lawsuit over actress' photo

By Nate Raymond
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Actress Katherine Heigl and Duane Reade have come to an agreement in a lawsuit accusing the New York pharmacy of improperly posting to its social media accounts a paparazzi photograph of her leaving one of its stores.
A lawyer for Heigl, who starred in the film "Knocked Up" and television show "Grey's Anatomy," confirmed Wednesday a deal was agreed with the Walgreen Co-owned chain to resolve the lawsuit, filed in April in New York federal court.
The terms are confidential, but a statement from Heigl's lawyer Peter Haviland called it "mutually beneficial."
As part of the deal, he said, Duane Reade will make a contribution to a foundation focused on animal welfare, established in 2008 after Heigl's brother was killed in a car accident.
According to the lawsuit, Heigl was photographed in March near a Duane Reade store while she was in New York filming a pilot episode for a new television series.
Duane Reade posted the photo on its Twitter and Facebook accounts with captions advertising the store without her approval, the complaint said.
The 15-page lawsuit cited a tweet that Heigl claimed Duane Reade posted in March. "Love a quick #DuaneReade run? Even @KatieHeigl can't resist shopping #NYC's favorite drugstore," it said.
The lawsuit sought at least $6 million in compensatory and punitive damages.
Representatives for Walgreen did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
Heigl is set to return to television in November in a new NBC series, "State of Affairs," in which she plays a CIA analyst who advises the president of the United States.
(Reporting by Nate Raymond in New York; editing by Gunna Dickson)

Modi in Japan: Kyoto-Varanasi partnership pact inked

Kyoto: Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi began a five-day visit to Japan Saturday, a day that saw the inking of a partnership agreement between Varanasi, one of the oldest continuously inhabited cities in the world, and Kyoto, which was the capital of Japan for over 1,000 years.
The partnership agreement was signed soon after Modi was received warmly by his Japanese counterpart Shinzo Abe.
The partnership focuses on how to preserve heritage while building smart cities. It was signed between Kyoto Mayor Daisaku Kadokawa and India's Ambassador to Japan Deepa Gopalan Wadhwa, said ministry of external affairs spokesperson Syed Akbaruddin.
Since the end of the Nara Period (794 A.D.), Kyoto has been at the crossroads of Japanese history. Till the Emperor moved to Tokyo, it was the capital of Japan for over 1,000 years. With its ancient temples and shrines, Kyoto is practically the cultural centre of Japan.
Akbaruddin said that Kyoto had been included in Modi's schedule as it "dovetails into Modi's emphasis on rejuvenation of cities while preserving their cultural heritage".
The Hindu holy city of Varanasi is part of Modi's Lok Sabha constituency.
Abe and Modi hugged each other, and then fed fish in keeping with the tradition in Japan.
Modi arrived in Japan on a five-day official visit, hoping to boost ties in infrastructure, trade, defence and civil nuclear energy. This is his first bilateral sojourn outside South Asia since he took office in May.
Shinzo Abe, in a special gesture, flew down to Kyoto to receive Modi.
Before leaving for Japan, Modi expressed confidence that his visit would open a "new chapter" in bilateral relations and give a boost to their defence and security cooperation.
"We will discuss how to boost our defence and security cooperation, including in defence technology, equipment and industry, in line with the evolving domestic policies of the two countries," the prime minister said.
From Kyoto, Modi travels to Tokyo, where he would discuss with Abe the roadmap for "our global and strategic partnership in the years ahead".
India is keen on early conclusion of the civil nuclear agreement with Japan, which will facilitate supply of its nuclear technology to India. The two countries have been holding talks on the issue since 2010.
With the Modi government having initiated a project for starting bullet trains in the country, that issue is also expected to engage early attention at the discussions.
While the two countries have cooperation of navies that apparently share perceptions in terms of maritime security and anti-pirate operations, negotiations are underway for sale of US-2 amphibious aircraft by Japan to India.
This is Modi's third official bilateral visit after becoming prime minister in May this year. He made bilateral visits to South Asian neighbours Bhutan and Nepal after becoming prime minister.
Besides that, the only other visit he made abroad was to Brazil for the BRICS (Brazil, India, China, Russia, South Africa) summit.

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